Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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