If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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