Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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