If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
are you so shy because you have an std?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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