i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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