I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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