So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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