Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
My balls are so social today.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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