bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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