for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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