DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
