She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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