I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's never too late to be topless.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
