last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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