Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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