Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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