can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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