Ambien. No doubt about it.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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