that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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