He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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