Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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