I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
