you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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