ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
There are leaves in my underwear?
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