Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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