Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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