It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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