have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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