oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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