I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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