Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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