I'm gonna have a badass scar
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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