I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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