Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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