im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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