i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
P.S. I can't hear my feet
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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