it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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