So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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