I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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