just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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