i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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