Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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