Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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