If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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