I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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