Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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