if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
