I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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