Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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