Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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