So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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