I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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