South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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