ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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